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Sunday 18 March 2018

10 Weird Things About Me

Hello!!!

Happy new year! Yeah, I know it is March but I've been busy being a uni student.

Today in class @writetoempower has got us blog writing and given us prompts. I liked the idea of 10 weird (for weird I always read interesting) things about me, it fits this blog well. So here we go.

Some of these you might know and some you might not. They are all true.

1. When I was a small child I wanted to be either an opera singer or a prostitute. I loved to sing along to Tosca and thought myself a tiny Maria Callas. I wasn't sure what a prostitute was but I saw one on Kojak and I really liked the shoes.

2. I have a life long hatred of the singer Lulu. When I was six I sang 'Morning Has Broken' on stage with her and she told the audience 'Och, your voice is terrible'. Bitch.

3. I cry when I sing sometimes, especially if it is in Latin. Don't know why, I just do.

4. I have skinny dipped in the River Avon at midnight. In december. It seemed like a good idea at the time. I did it with two male friends and by the time the story got to my mum it was 'Dee in Showering With Two Men Shocker!'.

5. I have told a nun to fuck off. And I don't regret it.

6. I went to a convent school. I was not there for long. This may or may not be related to number 5.

7. I am petrified of frogs. Once, one got into my hallway, it was between me and the front door. I rang work, my ex, and the RSPCA in hysterical tears. I managed to open the front door a bit and was yelling and crying at the frog GET OUT, LEAVE ME ALONE, WHY WON'T YOU JUST LEAVE? People on the street just walked past. I now have a frog tattoo because of my niece. Still hate them though.

8. I know every single word to Mama Said Knock You Out and if I am in the mood I lip sync it pretty damn well. Being in the mood usually involves cider.

9. I'm once broke a man's finger for touching me without my permission while I was making out with his girlfriend.

10. Until I met my husband I hadn't blushed in 30 years. He can still do it at will. This was one of the reasons I knew he was The One.

So that's it for today. Going to try to post more often, I've missed talking to you all x